La Vie en R.O.G.V.A.I.V: #BeingSociallyAwkward

Things we all do that make us socially awkward.

1. Suddenly becoming conscious of your walk and instantly loosing all your motor skills.

2. Open birthday card. *PRETEND NOT TO NOTICE MONEY WHILE READING CARD*

3. Attractive person talked to me. Must be a prank.

4. Not hearing the person even after the third attempt. *Laugh and hope it's the right reaction* + "Yeah..."

5. "Yaay, the weekend! " *NO HUMAN INTERACTION UNTIL MONDAY *

6. Start the same sentence three times. Someone talks over you every time.

7.Being unable to turn and walk in the opposite direction without first taking out your phone and frowning at it.

8. Parents have guests. *Stay in your room until they leave.*

9. Being unable to say "well, this is fun!", without sounding like you're having the worst time of your life.

10. Saying "anywhere here's fine", when the taxi's direct outside your front door.

11. "Ok, class, find a partner". *OH GOD NO* " Try to diversify" *Straight hell*

12. Accidentally make a sound that sounds like a fart. *KEEPS MAKING IT TO CONFIRM THAT IT WASN'T A FART*

13. Not quite catching someone's name, meaning you must avoid them for the rest of your life.

14. Wants human interaction when alone. VS Wants to be left alone when with people.

15. Concentrate hard on making eye contact during conversation. *MISS CONVERSATION BECAUSE I WAS CONCENTRATING TOO MUCH ON MAKING EYE CONTACT.*

16. Has imaginary argument in head. *MAKES CORRESPONDING FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND LOOK INSANE*

17. Being unable to pay for something with the exact change without saying, "I think that's right".

18. Walk down the sidewalk with two friends. *WALK BEHIND THEM SINCE THERE'S ONLY SPACE FOR TWO PEOPLE*.

19. When you grab the escalator handle and accidentally grab someone else's hand, then you make eye contact as you pull it away. *Awkward*

20. Play friends your favorite song. They are not impressed. *IT GETS BETTER IN A MINUTE*

21. Someone sits next to you as you're about to get up and leave. *WAIT A COUPLE MINUTES TO NOT HURT THEIR FEELINGS*

22. Makes phone call. *OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T PICK UP*

23. "Leave a message after the beep. *OH GOD, I DIDN'T PREPARE FOR THIS*